Top 8 Annoying Things People do on Instagram with Courtney

Teddy welcomes on fiancée and fellow judger of social media behavior, Courtney, for a candid discussion of the top eight annoying things people do on Instagram. Topics include: the political urgency of the tiny finger hand movement, the Oedipal compulsion that many millennials have to post photos of their parents as young sexy people, and Court and Ted's Woodward-and-Bernstein-like investigation into the shocking truth about essential oils.

COURTNEY'S RANKINGS

8. A caption musing about life which is really just so you can post a bathing suit selfie
7. Bad quality photos (thumb in the corner)
6. A Boomerang of clinking glasses
5. Problem sponsorships (Flat Tummy Tea, Sugar Bear Hair, morning sickness pills)
4. Palm trees against an LA sky ("Sky Guys")
3. Swipes that are basically just the same photo three times
2. THIS. MAN. IS. A. FEMINIST. pics
1. Tagging your clothing brands when you're not a fashion blogger

TEDDY'S RANKINGS

8. Hefe
7. Peer pressuring others into doing their civic duty ("I voted" stickers)
6. When animal accounts become too aware of their own celebrity
5. #tbts as a backdoor into self-bragging
4. When people post a #tbt of their young, sexy parents
3. THIS. MAN. IS. A. FEMINIST. pics
2. Essential oils
1. Making yourself part of someone else's death narrative