To celebrate the premiere episode of New Rankings, Teddy welcomes little sister Emma on to debate the top ten debut performances across music, film, and life itself. Topics discussed include: Emma's newfound passion for pick-up artistry, the trouble with Graham crackers and little boys, and Teddy's theory that Susan Boyle could win an Oscar if only given the chance.
10. Bruno Mars as Little Elvis, Honeymoon in Vegas
9. "Oklahoma!", the first narrative musical
8. Pilot episode of Jem and the Holograms
7. Pilot episode of The Facts of Life
6. First episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show
5. "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang
4. Baby Mozart, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
3. ABBA on EuroVision
2. Susan Boyle on Britain's Got Talent!
1. The Graham cracker
10. Jean-Claude Van Damme in Breakin'
9. Michael Jackson, the first time he displayed talent
8. The guitar kid from Deliverance
7. Toddler Mozart, "Minuet"
6. Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
5. Lindsay Lohan, The Parent Trap
4. Sarah Palin, the 2008 election
3. Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird
2. Teddy Steinkellner, New Rankings with Teddy!
1. Susan Boyle, Britain's Got Talent!