Hi, loyal readers/people who found my site by Googling "Anthony Davis teeth,"
So yesterday I was rummaging through my desk at home and I happened to discover this cobweb-covered gem of a primary source document: my journal from 1998, the year I was in 3rd grade. Read More
I'm pretty sure that March Madness is my favorite time of year. At the very least, spending 16 full hours watching mostly-crappy college basketball during the first two days of the NCAA Tournament is my favorite Thing That Leaves Me Feeling Tired and Bad About Myself. Read More
My sisters and I must have been some pretty moralistic children, because every night of our upbringings, when it came to be read-us-a-book-before-bed time, we always Read More
demanded that our parents give us a Berenstain Bears fix.
Hi, Lego Maniacs!
In coming up with subjects for posts, I feel a certain pressure to be topical. The blogosphere is such a zeitgeist-y place, and sometimes it seems like the only appropriate things to write about are things that are happening right now, like J.K. Rowling writing a grown-up book that we all secretly hope will suck so she has to go back to Hogwarts with her tail between her legs, or DMX saying mean things about that Canadian child actor who played the wheelchair kid on "Degrassi." Read More
Hi, Viewers Like Me!
After my scholarly and completely accurate analysis of the United States Presidents yesterday, it is time to tackle a much, much more important topic today: what are the raddest cartoon theme songs ever?
Now, just so you all know, if I have a Ph.D in Presidential Facts, then when it comes to Cartoon Theme Songs I'm Stephen Hawking. In fact, I frittered away four years of a Stanford education just watching 80's & 90's Disney and Nickelodeon crap on Youtube all day. THIS IS THE BLOG POST I WAS BORN TO WRITE. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME NOW. Read More
Hi, Fellow Americans!
It is Presidents' Day, and for whatever reason, I have always loved, loved, looooved, why-don't-you-marry-them-would-have-been-an-appropriate-thing-to-say-to-me, LOVED the Presidents of the United States. When I was in second grade, I obsessed over Presidents the way most second graders obsess over Pokemon cards and pogs (I'm told the kids of today crave pogs). Read More
I'm Teddy Steinkellner and this is my website, PLANET COOL. It's always been a dream of mine to keep an online record of my life and thoughts, (well, ever since the ol' Livejournal experiment ended) so here I am, with my own Wordpress and everything, just making my dream come true. Read More